turning japanese-ah!
the first time i looked at the study guide, i resembled a no-read-no-write little girl. how do i say “ onimotsu ga ooki no de; watakushi ga chekkuin shimassho”??? and who can read “toire dewa otabako wa suwanai de kudasai”??? holy macaroni.. this, definitely, is torture. that’s why i didn’t date a japanese -- i can’t pronounce their words, let alone read their characters!
but i’m married to my love for flying so on to this tongue twister exercise..
surprise, surprise.. one month after, i rock! throw me a japanese conversation now, from 'konichiwa' to 'dajooba desu ka?' to 'mata owai shimashoo' to 'sayonara' and whatever there is in between, i can handle the situation. just make sure it’s "cabin talk" (you know, be considerate and limit the discussion to your needs on air, please); otherwise, i’m still lost.. which brings me back to my problem of conquering the japanese flights.
but then again, thanks to the glossary below that i got somewhere, i just might be able to bridge the gap.. and with a good laugh!
Learn Japanese in 3 minutes...English: He's cleaning his automobile
Japanese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Japanese: No Pah King
English: Is there a fugitive here?
Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: Small Horse
Japanese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Your price is too high!!
Japanese: No Bai Nut Ting!!
English: Did you go to the beach?
Japanese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: I bumped into a coffee table
Japanese: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English: It's very dark in here
Japanese: Wai So Dim?
English: Has your flight been delayed?
Japanese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
English: I thought you were on a diet?
Japanese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
English: They have arrived
Japanese: Hia Dei Kum
English: Your body odour is offensive
Japanese: Yu Stin Ki Pu
English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Japanese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
English: I got this for free
Japanese: Ai No Pei
English: Stay out of sight
Japanese: Lei Lo
nice one, eh?
isn’t it great.. what language has done to separate people of different races, humor tries to reunite to save the day!
in joanne’s words, "if i ever hook with a japanese guy, i'm set!" :-) he..he..
i kid you not, a joke is a welcome tool in one’s survival kit when struggling in this world.
i'll keep it handy.
as life goes on.

